niknak79:

The Bad dad looks more fun

h0llo:

if a girl tells you she doesnt masturbate she is either

1. a liar

2. a liar

douja:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

(Source: istheresomesunshine)

(Source: willfosho)

shootdownthewendybird:

lupinses:

lupinses:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

i won this btw

all i could hear when i read this was snape from the harry potter puppet pals

(Source: pavelings)

(Source: harryedward)

mahleriana:

whatshouldwecallclarinet:

“White Boy has studied instrument since he dropped out of the womb. He holds degrees from Expensive Conservatory and Even More Expensive Conservatory. His primary teachers are Big Name Soloist, Guy You’ve Never Fucking Heard Of, and Your…